Painting

" So? What do you think? And be honest, because I'm a manly man and I can handle criticism."

" Well, uh, the sky is really pretty." 

" And?"

" The grass is very...nice. So many colors."

" Aw, come on Blondie! You can do better than that! Look, I even drew your frog over here."

" That's Pascal? Why does he have horns?"

" Those aren't horns! Those are his ears!"

" Um, Eugene, Pascal doesn't have ears."

" Of course he does! Don't you, Pascal?"

"..." Pascal just sticks out his tongue.

" Great. Even the frog hates my drawing."

" It's not that bad. I love how you drew Max."

"...Blondie, that's your father."

"Oh. Um. Did I mention that the sky is really pretty?"