conversation

This is a real conversation between my sister and I
" I bet you never hug your friends before."
" I did! Just today, I hugged a girl!"
" pfft... Yeah, right."
" It was a real hug ok?! There was upper body contact...and...uh...hands."
" It probably was stiff and humorless. "
" How can a hug have humor? What? Do you like, laugh when you hug or something?"
" Well, what I mean is I'm happy when I hug my friend."
" Well, duh! It's not like I'm upset when I hug MY friend!"
" Sheesh , I just accidentally used the wrong word . Because stiff usually comes with humorless. But you really are stiff when you hug people!You are stiff even when you are hugging me!"
"Maybe that's because I don't really WANT to hug you."
" Hey!"
" I just don't really like hugging ok? It's like allowing people to invade into my personal space."
" You are just weird la, when you hug is like not really hugging, more like just.."
" Upper body contact? "
" Yup."