Jumps up and down,
Attacks people that comes around,
Digs up the lawn and destroy the house,
Eats everything that could be found.
p.s my dog's name is hidden in the poem. Try guessing it!
Wednesday, August 12, 2009
Friday, August 7, 2009
oh no! its....
"eh, u don't look so good. What's wrong?"
"oh, the It -Which -Must-Not-Be-Named have came for a visit. It is torturing me like hell"
" u mean the You-Know-What?"
"unfortunately, yes."
"that must be terrible.Did u bring The Thing?''
"of course la! or not i am dead for sure!"
Sounds familiar?And no, this is not a scene from any Harry Potter movie and we r not talking about the evil Lord Vodelmort.We r talking about a much worse enemy, that strikes more fear to any girl out there than the bald headed, ugly looking wizard. We r talking about...
Period.
Yes,it is this ghost that haunt us every month and it has been a pain in the uh -hum for most of
us. It is us girls no.1 public enemy and there is no way of getting rid of it.Like it or not, it is there to stay for the rest of our lives(well , at least until u r forty or pregnant. Whichever comes first) and it is not gonna go away with a wave of a wand.
Lets face it, somethings are just not fair. While we girls have to suffer every month, boys don't.
why oh why, are we designed to have this kind of torture?
it is a question that i think most girls would like to have it answered.
"oh, the It -Which -Must-Not-Be-Named have came for a visit. It is torturing me like hell"
" u mean the You-Know-What?"
"unfortunately, yes."
"that must be terrible.Did u bring The Thing?''
"of course la! or not i am dead for sure!"
Sounds familiar?And no, this is not a scene from any Harry Potter movie and we r not talking about the evil Lord Vodelmort.We r talking about a much worse enemy, that strikes more fear to any girl out there than the bald headed, ugly looking wizard. We r talking about...
Period.
Yes,it is this ghost that haunt us every month and it has been a pain in the uh -hum for most of
us. It is us girls no.1 public enemy and there is no way of getting rid of it.Like it or not, it is there to stay for the rest of our lives(well , at least until u r forty or pregnant. Whichever comes first) and it is not gonna go away with a wave of a wand.
Lets face it, somethings are just not fair. While we girls have to suffer every month, boys don't.
why oh why, are we designed to have this kind of torture?
it is a question that i think most girls would like to have it answered.
Monday, June 29, 2009
truth
today, i finally realised why one usually close their eyes when they are kissing when i was looking at my own reflection in the mirror.
So that, we can lie to ourselves.We can't see each other's imperfection such as a big zit at her forehead or the black mole on his cheek when we closed our eyes. We can even imagine that our lovers are as sexy as Angelina Jolie or as hot as Brad Pitt when we shut our eyes tight. We can lie to ourselves that our lover is perfect while he or she is not.
Maybe that is why the girl in movies always looked so shocked and wide eyed when she is kissed unexpectedly by the boy she likes. Maybe she wasn't surprised by the kiss but the remains of a cabbage at the corner of his lips or the wrinkle at the end of his eyes. Maybe this is why she remain speechless after the kiss. Maybe she was too terrified by the truth.
CONCLUSION: DO NOT OPEN YOUR EYES WHEN YOU KISS . YOU WOULD NOT ONLY DISAPPOINT YOURSELF BUT OTHERS AS WELL.
So that, we can lie to ourselves.We can't see each other's imperfection such as a big zit at her forehead or the black mole on his cheek when we closed our eyes. We can even imagine that our lovers are as sexy as Angelina Jolie or as hot as Brad Pitt when we shut our eyes tight. We can lie to ourselves that our lover is perfect while he or she is not.
Maybe that is why the girl in movies always looked so shocked and wide eyed when she is kissed unexpectedly by the boy she likes. Maybe she wasn't surprised by the kiss but the remains of a cabbage at the corner of his lips or the wrinkle at the end of his eyes. Maybe this is why she remain speechless after the kiss. Maybe she was too terrified by the truth.
CONCLUSION: DO NOT OPEN YOUR EYES WHEN YOU KISS . YOU WOULD NOT ONLY DISAPPOINT YOURSELF BUT OTHERS AS WELL.
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